Me:
I want a boyfriend.
Every boy on the planet: .. You? Want a boyfriend? No thank you. I don't even know what breed of human you are. Ugly or, ugly.
My friends: I want a boyfriend.
Every boy on the planet: just give me a second while I line up behind all these other boys who want your love!
Every boy on the planet: .. You? Want a boyfriend? No thank you. I don't even know what breed of human you are. Ugly or, ugly.
My friends: I want a boyfriend.
Every boy on the planet: just give me a second while I line up behind all these other boys who want your love!


